GreedyBastardLounge_275_275 I have a friend that wants to buy a couple of them. I know you guys need the money and all since all the servers are fucked up and you can’t afford to fix or replace them. I mean 12 million times $15 a month isn’t enough to pay for a self respecting health club for your low paid executives right?

So Blizz, I have an idea, why don’t you sell players the ability to make their dude toon a chick for some RL dollars and if enough people pay, you can get out of that crappy SL class you are in and into something that might get you a trophy wife. Oh wait, you’ve already tapped that resource. Ok, how about faction changes for $30 a pop. People like Drayner, if he still played, would be all over that shit and you could afford to fill up that Leer jet. Oh damn, you beat me there too. Ok, how about race changes. I know lots of people want to be sexy Blood Elves. Ya, that would work. How much would that cost? I think it would sell good too. Whoa shit… already there. Well, damn guys, you’ve tapped all the resources already. Lowered the time requirements to transfer, added sex changes, faction changes, race changes, but you still haven’t fixed the fucking servers. What will you ever do now?

OMG. I got it. Sell in game items for cash, similar to the Trading card game loot cards but instead of making us bust packs, we can just pull our wallets out again. Oh wait, again? Collectable Pets via Blizz Store!

What a damn shame Blizz. What’s next? $200 bones for an instant, pre-geared 80? Don’t laugh folks, it’s not far fetched.

So where $180,000,000.00 a month from subscriptions, extra loot from the transfers, cosmetic surgery center, and these stupid pets going? Throwing it all into another basket for the next generation of MMOs?

Yes readers, it’s me Drayner bitching and whining again. Get over it. It’s what I do.

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